So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
Me at every hour of every day: Okay I really need to pee.
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
susnshin: roadtrip to louisville tomorrow morning. FOR. MY. CAT.
Most people: don't eat ice cream, pizza, bread, sugar, fat, or fried food. EVER.
Me: oh I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of MODERATION.
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
No seriously, can I just fall to sleep and not...
ricksanscrotum: you know what totally sucks when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is probably more than creepy but you know what totally sucks more when you realize this is your relationship with pretty much...
Because what is thin, anyway?: "This is my real... →
findingthinagain: This morning I was struck with inspiration from Dove and VS ads. Dove is about “real beauty” and VS is about “love your body”. They’re both extremely flawed, showing only one body type each and both being incredibly airbrushed. So I had an idea. I want us to band together and show what real…
never-grew-up: Channing Tatum could fucking sit in a chair for 2 hours and I’d pay to see that fucking movie.
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I don’t want to do Meet And Greet coz I think that charging people for meeting...– Elliot Gleave aka Example (via gonewithangels)